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They call me Mr. Fun.

Missed Her Fun. Not Guilty.

Created on 2005-04-18 04:12:26 (#6834217), last updated 2005-06-01

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Name:maxsmiley
Location:Los Angeles, CA
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User Number: 6834217
Date Created:4/18/05
Number of Posts: 19
Only the VA thinks I should not be hospitalized. Thank god for small favors. As long as they don't want me, I am free.
Strengths: I prevent serious discussions from lasting more than two minutes. Will always notice and point out the 800 lb gorilla sitting in the corner. Not afraid of it either. Still a dead-eye shot with any hand-held weapon. Day or night. Still not afraid of anything except God's judgment and my ex-wife.
Weaknesses: Girls with bubble butts. I love them. Good food, bad food, any food without coconut.
Special Skills: Fighting. With or without weapons. Ability to reduce anything and anybody to a joke, a punch line.
Weapons: Every part of me can be dangerous. Here is where my ex will laugh till tears roll down her cheeks.
Magnolia: Her name remains there until someone puts it on me better than she did.


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closing the deal, cultural change, facesitting, fetishists, finance, honor, martial arts, military trends, money, morality, public speaking, real estate, stand-up comedy, the future, writing

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